Savage Henry

Sun, 26 Jul 2009 13:22:47 GMT

i was hilarious in 2003

Sat, 16 May 2009 09:28:51 GMT

good people getting married tomorrow. i've known one of them for fifteen-ish years i guess.

Writer's Block: BFF

Sat, 16 May 2009 08:37:15 GMT

Who was your first friend on LiveJournal? Are they still on your Friends list?

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probably beth

meh

Wed, 25 Feb 2009 21:21:57 GMT

skulls! flames! guitars! motorcycles! seitan! a shark jumping out of a sea of dice with flaming aces of spades flying through the sky! and the shark is being ridden by a sexy nun or something... yep. i'ma go get a tattoo.

er... satan.

er actually seitan is the only of those things i'd ever actually get tattooed.

Wed, 28 Jan 2009 11:45:51 GMT

pretty sure i have the coolest grandma ever.

Sat, 24 Jan 2009 11:16:54 GMT

so far from sleepy at 515am? no sleepy medicine in the house... no booze... laaaame
and i've gotta be up and ready for kickball at noon-thirty!
this'll be the fourth week in a row i've played. so hooked!
later

Fri, 09 Jan 2009 10:13:36 GMT

sacred = retarded

Wed, 10 Dec 2008 10:17:30 GMT

that mst3k hamlet seemed damn funny.
sounds like it took the right day off work. snow kept the crowds away.
i'm always so hungry late at night.
and... i should go for lunch at which which tomorrow. i deserve a treat.
or maybe just some treet - the off brand spam.

i got the best wife ever.

Tue, 09 Dec 2008 18:31:26 GMT

23 year old davey was FUNNY! man...
got a fun assignment from jer
will now make myself useful

Thu, 14 Aug 2008 16:58:35 GMT

bigfoot? seriously?

Thu, 26 Jun 2008 09:47:44 GMT

i'm a little frustrated.

Fri, 20 Jun 2008 09:28:17 GMT

don't come to the v.i.p, 'cause i might leave with your chick

i win

Mon, 02 Jun 2008 09:56:32 GMT

can we do it again next year?

Wed, 21 May 2008 10:55:52 GMT

really? no response to the most serious declaration i've made on here in.... several whiles....?

oh well. maybe no one was surprised.

remember when liza and i rocked out with arcade fire!?!? me neither. i did start crying when npr played a neighborhood clip the other day. also cried during extras, the tick, yacht rock, douglas adams bio, any superchunk song... the idea

i'll probably tear up while taking a dump tomorrow morning.

yet somehow today i walked by and hung out on the other side of the fence from wendy's grave with out a big reaction. then again i was distracted by the sign telling me i'd be fined 5000 dollars if i crawled under the fence to sit next to it like i've always done before. .........meant to bring that up with ash earlier but was too busy being happy to think of it.

seriously...there were nights i'm not sure i'd have made it through without trespassing in that place. aw fuck. that's a little dramatic. i'd have made it. ....but still...

also as i was walking away to deliver a letter to the neighbors about the wedding i thought - nice. having the wedding at my grandma's is the closest i could come to having wendy at the ceremony. and i thought i was all cute for thinking that. fuck. that's not very me...i mean it's a corpse...weird. seven years?

Tue, 20 May 2008 09:55:55 GMT

hrm. also after not checking an old email address for months...nothing but spam and tmbg offtopic messages. which just makes me miss the old offtopic days...

Tue, 20 May 2008 09:33:21 GMT

i'm either or both a bad story listener/story teller. i always(almost surely) convey the interesting bit right at the front and become either annoyed or impatient when i'm listening and don't receive the same. this primarily applies to stories that involve me or folk i know. i can listen to This American Life all day and love it but when a friend informs me that they've got something interesting to say about someone or something that might relate to me in real life i have no time to waste. if so and so saw a dead person i want you to start at the end of the story with the important parts - there will be time for the drama and build up later.

Thu, 15 May 2008 09:56:11 GMT

what qualifies as homeless?

Tue, 06 May 2008 09:53:06 GMT

work hours better. me happier. things awesome. will try to start writing more. not that i ever took this very seriously and i'm never going to be a real writer... i like looking back the way i commented on my goings on just to remind myself. turns out i like me. mostly. and even more now.

tomatoes

Wed, 26 Mar 2008 09:18:45 GMT

planting tomorrow/ later today. going to bed now. working two jobs...i'm kinda proud of myself but not proud at all of how bitchy i can be about it.

Wed, 02 Jan 2008 14:30:54 GMT

why am i up at 8:30am? the past few weeks were lovely. my thanks to anyone who participated. i expect things will be much more calm for a while...except for the cats...

Fri, 30 Nov 2007 20:24:26 GMT

the oxford collapse continue to make me angry that you aren't them.

so amazingly broke

Fri, 30 Nov 2007 19:47:17 GMT

but blade runner tonight at inwood sounds so fun!

two

Fri, 30 Nov 2007 19:23:01 GMT

i feel very close to the magnetic fields album "get lost." my best guess as to why is it's being one of few cd's that i ever ordered entirely via mail. it's like "get lost" and i had some secret love letter elopement.

did i use "it's" properly up there? sorry - just woke up. ish.

finally checked out

Fri, 30 Nov 2007 19:14:03 GMT

The Locust. they suck.

i'm loving the song "for want of" by rites of spring.

halloween weekend

Tue, 23 Oct 2007 03:08:17 GMT

hey jerks, what's going on this weekend? anything good? think i'm taking saturday off work. maybe sunday too. did anybody go to minus the bear? sad i missed that show.